Well I am both Reasonable and Unreasonable at times, which is why I’ve taken both aliases. And since when did I bet on Elaine being an agent? I thought I said like maybe an agent was WATCHING them, not that Elaine would or wouldn’t be one. I bet a while back that he’d have at least STARTED to tell her by now, but he hasn’t. He just. Keeps. STALLING!
Get to the damn point Kevin, I’m not getting any younger xD
its quite simple…. "Olive Garden, when your here…your Family."
He managed to convince the people working at the restaurant that he was family and they give him a lifetime pass. Either that, or he saved the Olive Garden Managers life and he granted Kevin the pass a way of thanking him.
Wait unlimited pasta for life is a literal THING you can get at Olive Garden?….
Why have I not heard of this? What sorta challenge do you have to do to get it? Or how much is it? I NEED TO HAVE ONE!
(We don’t go to Olive Garden that much, but their pasta is killer and being able to knowingly stuff my face without having to pay a cent would fill me with untold amounts of joy. Especially if it means I get to sample every single pasta dish and not just the one.)
Oh, it’s real. Olive Garden offered a "Never Ending Pasta Pass" for $100, good for nine weeks (so "never" eventually comes), for several years up thru 2019. (Didn’t do the promotion in 2020. The pandemic, y’know.) They also offered a TRULY "Never Ending" LIFETIME pass for $500 (!) which apparently is what Kevin just bestowed on Elaine. Wowzers!
Looked it up and apparently it is a thing. There’s a 9 week long version of the pass and I guess they give the first 50 buyers a chance for a lifetime version.
Woah, that’s an expensive atonement
Something seems off perhaps this is an agent posing as her if so resonableweeb owes me 5 fractions – unreasonableweeb
Well I am both Reasonable and Unreasonable at times, which is why I’ve taken both aliases. And since when did I bet on Elaine being an agent? I thought I said like maybe an agent was WATCHING them, not that Elaine would or wouldn’t be one. I bet a while back that he’d have at least STARTED to tell her by now, but he hasn’t. He just. Keeps. STALLING!
Get to the damn point Kevin, I’m not getting any younger xD
its quite simple…. "Olive Garden, when your here…your Family."
He managed to convince the people working at the restaurant that he was family and they give him a lifetime pass. Either that, or he saved the Olive Garden Managers life and he granted Kevin the pass a way of thanking him.
Those are the most likely options.
Wait unlimited pasta for life is a literal THING you can get at Olive Garden?….
Why have I not heard of this? What sorta challenge do you have to do to get it? Or how much is it? I NEED TO HAVE ONE!
(We don’t go to Olive Garden that much, but their pasta is killer and being able to knowingly stuff my face without having to pay a cent would fill me with untold amounts of joy. Especially if it means I get to sample every single pasta dish and not just the one.)
I don’t think that there is such a thing.
Oh, it’s real. Olive Garden offered a "Never Ending Pasta Pass" for $100, good for nine weeks (so "never" eventually comes), for several years up thru 2019. (Didn’t do the promotion in 2020. The pandemic, y’know.) They also offered a TRULY "Never Ending" LIFETIME pass for $500 (!) which apparently is what Kevin just bestowed on Elaine. Wowzers!
It must be love… 🙂
Of course, if memory serves, they’re non-transferable. A nice moment ruined by technicalities…
(Also, why the hell do the arrow-key-through-the-comics shortcuts still work when you’re in a comment box?)
Looked it up and apparently it is a thing. There’s a 9 week long version of the pass and I guess they give the first 50 buyers a chance for a lifetime version.
have you guys ever watched the Sonic the Hedgehog movie?
Why do I feel like we got a "Never Ending Suspense Pass"?
I didn’t even know this was a thing. But more importantly…KEVIN TELL HER ALREADY! It’s killing me!
Neither Kevin nor anyone else in the comments picked up on the hint she just dropped!? She likes you Kevin! Oh my gosh
Oh, Elaine’s look and comment at that moment spoke volumes, but Kevin, as ever, is more clueless than Inspector Clouseau.
If Kevin hasn’t picked up on Elaine’s feelings by now, there was no way a vauge hint was gonna cut it.
“How about trying to make it up to me now”
Awwww OH
You can tell for miles, that she likes Kevin in his male version …
“How did you even get one of those?” “
the secret ingredient is crime”